Phan of Foniks

Wheir?

phonatical — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 22:19:52 +0000

Quoted from an interview with Survivor China cast-off, Chicken:

Reality TV World: Did you vote for Ashley Massaro just because of her lack of work while sick or did you also see her as a threat later in the game?

Chicken: No, she’s definitely the weak link. She hadn’t done anything in three days. That’s what I based my vote on, it’s what I told [fellow Zhan Hu tribe member Dave Cruser]. I based my vote on who done the least. Actually Dave suggested [Sherea Lloyd]. I said, “You know, Sherea is at least up and about and Ashley laid their in the bed all day on Tuesday.”

This is supposed to be a professional interview. Someone needs an editor.

Remember to Breath

phonatical — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:47:39 +0000

Quoted:

“Just remember to breath. God has it all under control, so take a deep breathe, and breath.”

Thankfully, taking a breathe comes naturally to me.

Purpose

phonatical — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:33:45 +0000

These are the voyages of the Phan of Foniks. My ongoing mission: To explore strange misspellings. To seek out poor grammar and poor sentence structure. To boldly edit where, apparently, no one has edited before.